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Report from Week 563, in which we asked you to tell us how any two items on a 14-item list we supplied were different or alike. Of the 91 possible combinations of these items, the Empress received several entries comparing "Hung" and "horse." As in several plus

a gazillion.

{diam}Fourth Runner-Up:

The difference between the ranch in Crawford, Tex., and aromatherapy:

Saying "Let's put a W back in aromatherapy" makes no sense at all.

(Helen Ward, Washington)

{diam}Third Runner-Up:

The difference between the next Redskins season and the next Harry Potter movie:

I'll only have to watch the Redskins 16 times. (Scott Campisi, Wake Village, Tex.)

{diam}Second Runner-Up:

The difference between John Kerry's smile and $2.39:

The latter is closer to a million dollars. (Jean Sorensen, Herndon)

{diam}First Runner-Up, the winner of the educational children's book "The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts":

The difference between the next Redskins season and Ivory Soap:

With the soap, at the end the owner will end up with a ring.

(Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

{diam}And the winner of the Inker: The difference between William Hung and the Eunuch of Abdera: Wait . . . it's coming to me . . . hold on . . . don't tell me . . . I've almost got it . . . (G.W.B., D.C.) (Mark Young, Washington)

{diam}Honorable Mentions:

The difference between John Kerry's smile and a pile of odd socks:

The socks might generate some

electricity.

(Tom Witte, Montgomery Village)

Kerry's smile and the Eunuch of Abdera:

No one accuses the eunuch of faking it. (Jerry Pannullo, Kensington)

Kerry's smile and the Stanley Cup playoffs: There are no Caps in the Stanley Cup playoffs. (Chuck Smith)

Kerry's smile has a total of more than seven teeth. (Steve Fahey, Kensington)

One involves getting a puck into the crease in the ice; the other requires

getting a pucker into the crease in the ice. (Peter Jenkins, Washington)

Kerry's smile and mackerel ice cream:

One is augmented by Botox, while the other augments the buttocks.

(Jon Reiser, Hilton, N.Y.)

Kerry's smile and the next Redskins season: They'll both fade in November.

(Chris Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.)

Kerry's smile and the horse who beat Smarty Jones:

Kerry's smile is more likely to cause the bartender to ask, "Why the long face?" (Marty McCullen, Gettysburg, Pa.; Jean

Sorensen; Tom Witte)

William Hung of "American Idol" and the horse who beat Smarty Jones:

The horse spent only 21/2 minutes

making people sick to their stomachs. (Marc Channick, Los Angeles)

There's no way that William Hung will get put on either side of a stamp.

(Eric Murphy, Chicago)

The next Redskins season and the Stanley Cup playoffs:

You can't lose 12 games in the Stanley Cup playoffs. (Russell Beland, Springfield)

The Eunuch of Abdera and the next Redskins season:

We don't know how one of these jokes will end.

(Danny Bravman, Potomac)

The next Redskins season and mackerel ice cream:

The ice cream will ruin your sundaes. . . . (Brendan Beary, Great Mills)

The next Redskins season and the next Harry Potter movie:

Both will feature a bespectacled, self-important squirt named Daniel carrying on like he owns the joint. (Brendan Beary)

The next Redskins season and the ranch in Crawford:

You'll find them both below Dallas, and not getting any closer. (Brendan Beary)

Ivory Soap and the Eunuch of Abdera:

The eunuch never had Marilyn

Chambers attached to his front.

(G. Smith, Reston)

They're both safe to lather up with in the shower.

(Cecil J. Clark, Arlington; Chris Doyle)

The Eunuch of Abdera and the horse who beat Smarty Jones:

Jockeys fit well on the horse.

(Peter Metrinko, Plymouth, Minn.)

A pile of odd socks and $2.39:

They're equivalent in modulo 2.

(Evan Golub, College Park)

Mackerel ice cream and $2.39:

Both will give you about a gallon of gas. (G. Smith, Reston)

The ranch in Crawford and $2.39:

You'll see bright, qualified presidents on the $2.39. (Annette Florence, Atlanta)

The next Redskins season and $2.39: Only one of them would be good for nine full quarters and would generate a bit of

interest. (Russell Beland; Jon Reiser)